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Flirt-o-holic
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Its certified! We is a confirmed flirt-o-holic. Funny though, that while in the real world, the simplest flirting games make us shift uncomfortably from one foot to the other and change the topic, online we scatters fragments of our flighty, flirty personality like its confetti.

We have succeeded in flirting with a friend-woman (as opposed to woman-friend…men say that when they mean a woman they’re attracted to but don’t want to admit it!) and not made her run in the opposite direction screaming ‘WEIRDO”!!!

We have managed to pseudo-flirt with our longtime nemesis, the Evil Nandy by way of being vile back. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, ain’t it? Well, we has even propositioned him almost!!

And we now reports perfectly normal, innocuous conversations that we’ve had with people we knows reads us, with ze dash of spice in a way that makes them wonder what we is thinking and accusing us of being kinky.

We probably needs a therapist. Ah, but we is tempted to say

Also a lawyer, a doctor, a dentist, a salesman, a banker, an architect and a film-maker. Call separately…we doesn’t double-date! :-D

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7 Comments to “Flirt-o-holic”

  1. nNo Gravatar says:

    heh. ur giving me a reputation lady :D

  2. BradNo Gravatar says:

    How come your F.Q. (no pun intended if you say that really fast) takes a small walk when you are talkin’ to me! Evil wonders. (F.Q-flirting quotient just for the benefit of the alternate thinker)

  3. DCNo Gravatar says:

    Is this we thing like a permanent fixture now? Its resulting in more productivity. We likey :D

  4. ratzNo Gravatar says:

    We likes the flirty multiplicity!

  5. ideasmithNo Gravatar says:

    @ n: We tries, we tries! ;)

    @ Brad: See first line. We is like this on the online world wonly.

    @ DC: Who knowses? We aim to pleases…

    @ ratz: We likes being this way too! :)

  6. BradNo Gravatar says:

    I am as virtual as I can be, online or offline. A voice and picture shouldn’t change much. :)

  7. ideasmithNo Gravatar says:

    @ Brad: But they does!

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