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Hi! I just made a fantastic discovery! Call me Idea-Columbus!
What did you do now?
Remember the Bluffer’s Guide book? I just discovered that there is an entire series of them! In 2 minutes I will be the proud owner of the Bluffer’s Guide to Women, Relationships, Sex and Seduction!!!!
No kidding…I [...]

The Guide:
Men are touchy about glib references to phallic symbols (even if the car is bright red and called a Probe). They do not see cars as ‘penis substitutes’ for two reasons:

Few men can afford a Lexus or a Ferrari.
There is no substitute for a penis.

IdeaSmith:
Size is of definite consequence in the man’s mind. Of [...]

The Guide:
Men approach the state of the house rather like the Three Wise Monkeys:
See no evil, Feel no evil, Smell no evil.
IdeaSmith:
But you will notice, there’s no “Touch no evil“. Of course not, considering there’s a blanket assumption on all women being evil….and guess who is doing all the housework?

The Guide:
The very idea of it makes men blush. There is only one thing worse: when men try to talk about it frankly and honestly. Then women blush.
IdeaSmith: Reminds me of a conversation with 2 male friends:

Man 1 (upon seeing grimace on my face caused by cramps): Bad time? Shall I get you some medicine? [...]

Tch, tch, people make good money from what I give out for free here on this blog. Credit where its due…a man does know how to get rich stating the obvious. So here’s the first as promised:
On brains (the ones that are supposed to be inside the head…umm..the one on top)
The Guide:
Men’s brains are bigger, [...]

Just finished reading a hilarious book. It’s called The bluffer’s guide to men. It isn’t so much what the book says as how it says it. Everyday, feminist/male-bashing XX Factor-type of commonsense is put into really funny revelations. I quote…oh but wait. I started to pick out my favorite lines and then realised I’d end [...]