Either we are dumb or we are ‘plain evil’.

I found this in Readers’ Digest:

A male driver and a female driver were involved in a horrific car collision. As they crawled out of the wreck, the man noticed that the woman was blonde and beautiful. She said,

We both survived a certain death! It must mean something – that we were meant to be together!

He nodded his agreement (but of course…!) Then she said,

Oh, look! A bottle of wine even survived intact! This is a sign too – let’s drink to celebrate our being together!

So he downed half the bottle and handed it back to her saying,

Your turn.

She smiled and said,

No, thanks. I think I’ll just wait for the cops to get here.

You can call me a bimbo now.